Ten Wishes for Delia #10

Ten days before Christmas
And the same as it was
Shepherd’s feeling morose
So I just write bad prose

Have not been to the mall
Not that I can recall
Haven’t done Amazon
Have no presents at all

Please do not get me wrong
I just hate Christmas songs
And those who sing along?
Makes me cry in my bong

I hide from the season
Like a sulking curmudgeon
I can’t help if I am
Just wretchedly sullen

So ten wishes for Delia
That’s the least I can give ya
Brought to you by my geisha
Not by jolly old Santa

Wish 10 is for some NEWS
That your FAV beat can use:
Christians, Muslims, and Jews
ID, gays, priests, the pews

Harriett Miers and donuts
Behe, Carter, Samonuts
Vatican as it posits...
FAV reports from the pulpit

Theological dogmas
Lots of religious dramas
All up in your arena
That's wish 10 for you, Delia

Keywords: Delia Gallagher