The FAV Whitehouse

It's been one of those times when reality is so much more entertaining than fiction. When GWB vowed to "restore dignity to the Oval Office", I'm sure he had no clue what Fall of 2005 had in store for his administration. No, he was only concerned that no blow jobs with interns would ever be committed in the White House. (Yes, that's a parody site!)

Forget about Aunt Harriett withdrawing her nomination - followed by the rightest of the right wingers high five-ing themselves over this victory. That GWB knew her heart (which is, safe to assume, a lot healthier than Cheney's heart) didn't mean squat. That she was the FAV nominee didn't matter to the FAVer of the flock - she was toast because she wasn't what these people wanted. Forget about Tom Delay and Scooter Libby getting indicted and Bill Frist under investigation by the SEC - they are disposable, smallish fish in this FAV Whitehouse. Forget about the 2,000+ military lost in Iraq, we've got plenty more kids to spare to win this war. As long as there is no Monica, forget about Katrina, Rita, Wilma, and the rest of the Greek alphabet.

What matters is that no one, to the best of our knowledge, has ever had a blow job with an intern in the Oval Office. No cigars, no stained blue dresses, no ugly best friends waiting to rat you out. GWB's dignity restoration project is still on track, FAVs are still the rallying force within those hallowed halls. As long as no one is getting or giving an illicit blow job in the White House, who cares about the morality of this war or the blatant partisanship from this uniter, not divider administration?

On a different note, we've found the perfect guy for Her Hotness, Delia Gallagher: he's Irish (presumably Catholic) and he's smart. How about Patrick Fitzgerald, huh? So... what are you waiting for, Delia? Interview him NOW, Girlfriend!!! And make sure he gets your number!!! And if that pairing doesn't work, how about Fitz for SCOTUS instead?