Where is Bob Novak?

I guess we’re all waiting with anticipation as to whether any indictments on the CIA leak probe will be handed out today. It’s been a very interesting 2 years, to say the least, as we read and watched and heard this whole thing un-fold. The DGAS even blogged about Judy Miller and her attempt at becoming a 1st Amendment martyr – and let it be known that we were right about our skepticism, after all. As rumors and innuendos fly, as an administration’s ratings take a tumble and politicians scramble, we are very curious about one person’s palpable absence and silence:

Where is Bob Novak?

Okay, he’s been "on leave" ever since he stomped and cursed and stormed off CNN’s set. While CNN was right in suspending him, we now kinda wonder: was Bob’s temper tantrum all planned and staged? This is the guy who started this whole imbroglio; with his usual vitriolic, conservative rants, all of which he probably deemed harmless (as far as his neo-con brethren is concerned), he started this whole chain of events. Could it be that Bob’s “suspension / leave” was planned all along to get him out of the CNN airwaves altogether, especially with what he knew (and testified to)?

Bob is a coward, if you asked me. He started a fire to burn the neighbor's house but his house caught fire instead, then he ran the opposite direction. He started a fire all in the name of sensationalistic journalism and its self-gratifying, egotistical reward. Hope the scoop was worth it, Bob.

And while we are on the subject of Judy again – why is Lou Dobbs silent now that his lady-love is being “persecuted” by the liberal media. Didn’t Lou say “he would never forgive Fitzgerald for what he did to Judy?” Sounds so sweet and knightly, but Judy was never a damsel-in-distress.

There hasn’t been any CNN sighting of Her Hotness, Delia Gallagher, in the last 2 weeks. Wherever she is, whatever she’s doing, we, as always, wish her the best.