APB

All Points Bulletin

DELIA BUCKLEY GALLAGHER

Aliases: Her Hotness, Vaticanologist, Reverend Mother, Sister Delia, Correspondent, Honeybuns

DESCRIPTION
Age: 35 years old
Hair: Blond
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'6" - 5'7"
Sex: Yes (please?)
Weight: 115 - 120 pounds
Race: White
Nationality: Irish - American
Occupation: Journalist

Scars and Marks: Gallagher could have the following tattoo on her body (most likely in a well-concealed place): an image of the late Pope John Paul II approximately 2 inches in diameter

Remarks: Gallagher is a known Catholic groupie. She wears designer shawls and scarves especially in the company of prelates. Gallagher has traveled internationally and never without her rosary in her possession. Gallagher is known to be a very strict virgin, I mean vegan. She was last seen wearing a pink shawl and white tank top, traveling with the Papal envoy as they flew over tangled woods and lost highways before landing in and strolling through the tall grass of Biloxi.

CAUTION
Prolonged contact with Gallagher can result in unexplainable swooning and drooling. Approach subject with caution.

It is highly possible that the Papal envoy has taken her forcibly back to the Vatican to re-indocrinate her on proper Catholic decorum and fashion. However, sightings in both Madison Avenue and Rome were reported but unconfirmed, and until we have independent confirmation we have to be very careful.

REWARD
Finding her is its own reward. (AWWWWW!!!!!)

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT DGAS OR THE NEAREST AMERICAN EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.