Babies & Walmart

So far, Her Hotness, Delia Gallagher has aired 2 packages and was live on On the Story. Not bad, not bad at all.

In her 2nd package, Delia talked about Symphony Spikes, the baby born 6 weeks (?) premature and was named so because of her long, long fingers, like a pianist. I was doing something and almost jumped out of my seat because I thought I heard that Symphony's long, long fingers were like a... penis???!! HUH!!!?? Not from the Faith & Values person! At least I looked up just in time to catch Her Hotness holding a toddler - now, that's a real swoon-worthy moment.

(NO, Delia did not have a love child with Kanye West!!!)

That kid is one lucky nipper and I hope he'll realize it someday! (And I mean that most affectionately.)

And in her live segment, Her Hotness made sure we know that she was hanging out with a chaplain and told the story of woman who blew off her pastor so she could go to Walmart - Delia's barometer for a return to normalcy. (Blew off, blew off, blew off: for the gutter-minded, it was "BLEW OFF")

I have to admit I'm still trying to get my arms around this "Faith and Values" thing and I only watched "On the Story" for the screen caps. Maybe it's about Delia reporting from churches or Catholic schools, or interviewing chaplains, pastors, and other holy people. I guess I have to think about it more.

But for now, Her Hotness is looking totally hot, and everything is alright with the world (and I'm saying that in a totally non-freakish, non-creepy, non-obsessed, non-stalkerish kind of way).

(Minimum mascara usage... gorgeous, simply gorgeous...)