Ten Wishes #5.5

Special wish for today:
With no buses or subway
That you'd still find a way
To be there where you may

Hope they’ll send a car for you
A long ass stretch limo
Take you anywhere you go
All the way to Gay ‘Frisco

For a filthy rich New Yawker
To send you his chopper
Take you to wherever
Across town fly you over

Get your boat from the dock
Or hop, skip, jump, or walk
Rollerblade down the block

Biking also does rock

Don’t you wish for your Vespa?
Did you leave it in Roma?
Did it give you hematoma?
Do you miss its aroma?

Maybe stay home and chill
Read a book, write your will
Watch TV, pay a bill
Bask in Christmas goodwill

Or appear with Ms. Kagan

Talk Intelligent Design

Yeah, the judge shot it down (YAY!)

Poor Creationist clown


Keywords: Delia Gallagher