Political Tolerance

By now you are familiar with the "nature" vs. "nurture" argument for and against being a Republican. The DGAS promotes complete acceptance and tolerance for Republicans and while we must admit that we find them extremely vile and creepy, we also believe that they were born and raised that way through no fault (or choice!) of theirs. However, NARTR, the National Association for Research and Treatment of Republicanism, has expressed some very serious accusations against Republicans and we feel compelled to post their vitriolics against those who don't share their tree-hugging, Birkenstock-wearing, liberal-leaning points of view:

Republicans cheat, fight, and hate the one they love
Dr. Winnie Bago, president of NARTR describes GOP partnerships as bedeviled by cheating, teasing, fights, jealousy, rage, suspicion, envy, restlessness, and disappointment. Bago writes, ‘Republican relationships are so characteristically volatile because the Republican hates what he loves.’ " - Winnie Bago, M.D, , head of NARTR and one of the top two ex-Republican psychiatrists in the country, from NARTR's Web site,

Republican pedophiles are after your children
"This is ultimately about the protection of America's youth from such groups as Congress and militant Republicans who seek to lower the age of consensual sexual intercourse between Republican men and young boys to the age of fourteen (as in Hawaii, 1993) or sixteen (as in England, 1994). They have told us, ‘We're here. We're GOPer. And we are coming after your children.’ How much more do we need to know?" - Mark Foley, former Republican Congressman from Florida

Republicans"brainwash" America
"A form of national ‘brainwashing’ has been employed by the propagandists of the Republican movement." - Kristy Kreme, M.D.

Republican movement is like communism and Orwell's 1984
"GOP movement. . . . is strikingly similar in the propaganda of both movements: communistic totalism and Republican totalism. . . . such an atmosphere is uncomfortably reminiscent of George Orwell's 1984. " - Sofonda Cox, ex-Republican from Oklahoma

Republicans molest children
"Republican politicians and church leaders, while representing perhaps 0.00002% of the population, perpetrate more than one-third of all reported child molestations."

Republican pedophilia is common
"Pedophilia is in fact a common part of the Republican lifestyle."

Man-boy sex is encouraged
"Man-boy sex, especially between elected GOP officials and congress pages, is encouraged by prevailing, even relatively mainstream Republican cultural values."

Republicans support child abuse
"Republicans freely admit among themselves the importance of child abuse to their lifestyle."

Pedophilia is prevalent
"Republican politicians know full well how prevalent pedophilia is in their midst. They merely want to hide it until public acceptance is high enough to safely acknowledge it or until Diebold has secured another victory."

Pedophilia is a basic part of being Republican
"Pedophilia is not only a basic part of the Republican lifestyle, it's also one of the most frightening aspects of their political agenda." Colorado for Liberal Values

For those of us who have never been in their shoes, we may not understand the Republicans' proclitivities and inclinations, it may sometimes even cross our minds that they are utterly insane, abnormal, and moral deviants, but we vanish those thoughts and try our best to accept and love them for who and what they are and resist any serious compulsion to key their cars. Afterall, isn't that what Jesus asked of us?


"DEHLIA????"
When did they change her name?

Delia Gallagher