Maybe's

Maybe it's because I think he is a cheesy, D-list, wannabe actor and maybe she's too good for him... Maybe I just like to torture myself sometimes... Maybe because I have created this immaculate, virginal idea of Delia, kinda like some of the nuns that taught me when I was a little runt (except Delia is much hotter)...

Maybe because all this time, even though I have never traveled one extra inch out of my way to be closer to where she might be, she has held my heart in the palm of her Dulcinean hand...

Maybe because of these things and more, that the thought of Delia hooking up with that guy creeped the heck out of me. (And Delia most likely would say: Right back at ya, Shep!)

Still trying to get over it...


Delia Gallagher