Titles for Delia's Books

I am eagerly awaiting the publication of Her Hotness' first book, and whilst she hopefully writes and edits away and schmoozes with her publisher, I thought I’d help out by providing possible book titles:

The (Alessio) Vinci Code

The Subtle Language of Designer Scarves and Wrist Bands

The Wolf Who Cried Boy

A Collection of Wolf Blitzer's Most Insane Questions

Mere Christiane and Hannity

Imaginary Conversations Between

CNN’s Chief International Correspondent

and FOX’s Resident Dickhead

The Lion, the Witch, and the Dressing Room

Backstage with Larry King and Paula Zahn

Tuesdays with Jimmy

My Weekly Poker Games with Jim Bitterman and John Allen

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Daily Adventures with My Vespa

Vatican for Dummies

Anthology of ALL My CNN Appearances

The Grapes of Ratz

Wine Tasting with Pope Benedict XVI