Caption This! #1

The Shep is still busy looking at curves... number curves, that is, so I'm taking a break to have a little mindless fun:

"I may be from California, but these babies are real!"
"You talkin' to me??!!! You talkin' to me??!!!"
"Yo' homeboy, ready to jam?"
"See, I am not wearing a ring! Really, I am available!"
"I told you these are real!"

Additional Captions:

"Oh shoot, there goes Alessio. Why didn't I wear the Victoria's Secret push-up today?"
"Where did that damn designer scarf go? Ooppss... there it is... "
"Luke, I AM your mother! "
"Oh shit, did they really pick Ratzinger? "
"I am a respected journalist! I speak 5 languages!I went to freakin' Oxford!"
"Yeah, I figured out the Da Vinci code! Did ya? "
"The cardinals haven't invited me to Casa Sta. Marta! What's up with that??!!"
"What wrist band? (OMG, they know...!) "
"I'm a little faklempt. Talk amongst yourselves."
"These? Dr. Fleischman, Beverly Hills. "
"Ne toucher pas!"
"Yup, the socks are still there.

And the last caption:

"Really! They're mine!"

Delia - we're just having some fun here. Nothing disrespectful. You still ROCK our world!